1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,800 ZOEY: Mark Zuckerberg. 2 00:00:02,835 --> 00:00:04,812 Tavi Gevinson. 3 00:00:04,867 --> 00:00:06,937 Malala Yousafzai. 4 00:00:07,851 --> 00:00:09,885 [Bleep] those people. 5 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:12,502 Okay, fine. They're amazing. 6 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:13,975 But that's the problem. 7 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:15,990 These guys set the bar so high, 8 00:00:16,025 --> 00:00:17,492 they put a ridiculous amount of pressure 9 00:00:17,527 --> 00:00:18,993 on the rest of my generation 10 00:00:19,028 --> 00:00:21,629 to figure it all out before we hit 25, 11 00:00:21,665 --> 00:00:24,353 the pressure to graduate summa cum laude 12 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:28,060 or to have a million Instagram followers... 13 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:32,673 or to become the next Soundcloud superstar... 14 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:36,710 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 15 00:00:41,748 --> 00:00:44,548 ...or the pressure to find the perfect internship 16 00:00:44,574 --> 00:00:46,775 that will one day lead to the perfect job. 17 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:49,043 But as much pressure as we think we're under, 18 00:00:49,078 --> 00:00:51,913 it's nothing compared to college basketball players. 19 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:54,616 I'm Cash Mooney from Oakland, California, 20 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:57,084 and I can't wait to bring my game to the college level. 21 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,486 ?? 22 00:00:58,522 --> 00:01:00,154 ? Heart of the lion ? 23 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:02,489 ? Fire inside me, blaze like a siren ? 24 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,190 ? Why won't you try it? ? 25 00:01:04,226 --> 00:01:05,936 ? Wake up the beast, no, I can't keep silent ? 26 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:07,994 ANNOUNCER: All-American Cash Mooney! 27 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:10,768 What a move! He's as good as cash money! 28 00:01:10,793 --> 00:01:11,955 ? Get loud for me ? 29 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,348 The number-one high-school player in the country... 30 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,426 ? Get, get loud for me ? 31 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,004 ...coming to a Division-I college near you. 32 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,572 ? Get, get loud for me ? 33 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:23,976 Wait. So, he asked for me to be his tutor? 34 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:26,946 I'm just as shocked as you. 35 00:01:27,026 --> 00:01:30,661 ? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ? 36 00:01:30,697 --> 00:01:32,329 ? I'm grown ? 37 00:01:32,365 --> 00:01:34,699 ? Learn something new every day ? 38 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:37,433 ? I don't know know, so I'ma feel my way ? 39 00:01:37,469 --> 00:01:39,936 ? Got the weight of the world on me ? 40 00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:43,006 ? But no regrets, this is what I say ? 41 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:46,676 ? Watch out world, I'm grown now ? 42 00:01:46,712 --> 00:01:48,344 - ? I'm grown ? - ? You can tell me ? 43 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:53,670 ? My heart beating so loud ? 44 00:01:53,751 --> 00:01:57,386 ? Mama, look, I'm grown now ? 45 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,088 ? I'm grown ? 46 00:02:00,124 --> 00:02:01,790 Well, why does it have to be me? 47 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:04,000 Don't you... Don't you have people for this? 48 00:02:04,028 --> 00:02:05,828 Uh, yeah. You. 49 00:02:05,863 --> 00:02:07,496 You signed up for the tutoring program. 50 00:02:07,532 --> 00:02:08,731 You must "toot." 51 00:02:08,766 --> 00:02:10,665 And remember Cal U's motto... 52 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,867 "You do me a favor, I do you a favor." 53 00:02:12,903 --> 00:02:15,703 I thought it was, "Per Studia Mens Nova." 54 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,872 Well, I thought it was, "You asked me 55 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,575 to write you a recommendation for a Teen Vogue fellowship." 56 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:21,943 Uh, yes. 57 00:02:21,978 --> 00:02:24,512 I mean, you can say it to yourself in Latin if that helps. 58 00:02:24,548 --> 00:02:27,047 I don't know how to. 59 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:31,284 ...coming to a Division-I college near you. 60 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,853 My new student. 61 00:02:32,888 --> 00:02:34,555 I can't believe Dean Parker's making you do this. 62 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,668 Making her? Dude's insane. 63 00:02:36,693 --> 00:02:39,192 I saw a video of him dunking at 9 years old. 64 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,427 Yeah, even I know that. 65 00:02:40,462 --> 00:02:42,162 He's on the short list of black guys 66 00:02:42,197 --> 00:02:44,063 that my dad would be cool with me dating. 67 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,198 - Okay, pause. Your dad has a list? - Yeah. 68 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,734 Um, Cash and Odell Beckham. 69 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,235 Kevin Hart was on it, 70 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,371 but then he got scratched off. 71 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,372 - Yeah. - Yeah. 72 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,440 - That makes sense. - You know what? 73 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,241 Guys, I get who Cash is. 74 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,811 I just don't care about a basketball player. 75 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,780 Right now, all I'm about is getting this fellowship. 76 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,448 He needs to pass a class. 77 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,617 I need a rec letter. 78 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,118 They're totally gonna bone. 79 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,119 [LAUGHTER] 80 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,487 No, we're not. 81 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,322 I am off of guys for a minute, 82 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,792 especially after the whole Aaron/Luca mess. 83 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,893 Hey, what the... 84 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,194 Wow. 85 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,161 I know you ain't talking to this clown. 86 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,663 I'm the clown? Bro, you look like Willow Smith. 87 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,965 Guys. 88 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,532 - [CELLPHONE BEEPS] - Yeah. You're wack. 89 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:23,567 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 90 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,870 Yeah, but Aaron and Luca are clowns 91 00:03:26,913 --> 00:03:28,692 - compared to Cash Mooney. - Yeah. 92 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:30,874 Seriously. You don't see a 40-foot banner 93 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,043 of Aaron's ducktail blocking the wheelchair ramp 94 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,612 on the way into the library, do you? 95 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:39,916 [GRUNTING] 96 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:42,585 This is not about a guy. 97 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:45,154 This is about getting a good rec from the Dean of Students 98 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:47,456 so I can lock down the flyest fellowship in town. 99 00:03:47,492 --> 00:03:48,625 You guys are ridiculous. 100 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,827 You're ridiculous, bitch. 101 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:51,960 Whoa. 102 00:03:51,996 --> 00:03:55,230 My bad. I-I felt threatened. 103 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:56,397 I felt it too, girl. 104 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,434 You have nothing to apologize for. 105 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,437 - Okay. - Yeah, just... 106 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:04,172 My first study session with Cash 107 00:04:04,207 --> 00:04:06,141 wasn't off to a great start. 108 00:04:06,176 --> 00:04:10,111 - In fact, it never started. - Yo, Zoey, where you going? 109 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:11,378 Where am I going? 110 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:13,480 Dude, you were an hour late. 111 00:04:13,516 --> 00:04:14,949 I'm sorry. I had practice. 112 00:04:14,984 --> 00:04:17,217 Okay, look, I get that you're the king of Cal U 113 00:04:17,253 --> 00:04:19,954 and I get that everyone loves you around here, 114 00:04:19,989 --> 00:04:20,988 but I don't need this. 115 00:04:21,024 --> 00:04:22,373 You know, there's gotta be easier ways 116 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:24,458 to get a recommendation letter, so I'm out. 117 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:26,092 Zoey, wait. 118 00:04:27,162 --> 00:04:28,662 Oh, my God. 119 00:04:28,697 --> 00:04:30,664 Seriously, stop. 120 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:34,367 Dude, can you stop? Please! 121 00:04:34,402 --> 00:04:36,369 This is not a good look. 122 00:04:36,404 --> 00:04:38,805 Campus security is gonna think I'm chasing you. 123 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,041 Because you are. 124 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:43,008 Look, I-I'm sorry. 125 00:04:43,044 --> 00:04:44,209 I had a rough night. 126 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:46,411 Coach got in my ass about how I've been playing. 127 00:04:46,446 --> 00:04:47,780 I'm not sure if you heard, 128 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:50,049 but my first couple of games didn't go so great. 129 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:51,884 Probably because your cardio sucks. 130 00:04:51,919 --> 00:04:53,919 Zoey, I need you. 131 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:54,983 I really need your help. 132 00:04:55,022 --> 00:04:57,556 You're probably just trying to run some stupid little game, 133 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:59,391 and I'm not interested. 134 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:01,759 There are a million other tutors. You don't need me. 135 00:05:01,795 --> 00:05:03,094 Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. 136 00:05:03,129 --> 00:05:05,229 Did I ask for you because you're super cute? 137 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,397 Yes. 138 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:09,834 But I knew if I had a pretty girl tutoring me, 139 00:05:09,869 --> 00:05:11,502 I wouldn't want to look stupid. 140 00:05:11,537 --> 00:05:14,706 Look, I gotta pass this class, or I'm done. 141 00:05:14,741 --> 00:05:17,774 So, that's all it's about? 142 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,042 ?? 143 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:22,679 You passing your class and me being stunning? 144 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,514 Yes. 100%. 145 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:26,382 No creepy stuff. 146 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:29,359 Besides the fact that you just chased me right now. 147 00:05:29,384 --> 00:05:31,121 Besides chasing you. 148 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,539 ? Ooh, ooh ? 149 00:05:32,564 --> 00:05:35,001 - Okay. - ? Ooh, ooh ? 150 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,525 ? Oh, oh, oh ? 151 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,030 ? We live in an almost world ? 152 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:44,466 ? Where cellophane dreams disappear ? 153 00:05:44,501 --> 00:05:47,636 ? Into the lost and found ? 154 00:05:47,671 --> 00:05:51,505 Man, everything used to just click in high school. 155 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:52,874 Then I get here, 156 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:55,643 and everybody's expecting me to be that dude. 157 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,746 But I've been putting up bricks. 158 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:01,449 Coach took away my spot, got all in my head. 159 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:02,917 I can't find a rhythm anymore. 160 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:03,985 I get it. 161 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,653 I mean, I ran my high school, 162 00:06:05,688 --> 00:06:07,321 and I thought I was gonna run this place, 163 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:09,823 but it's... it's just so different, 164 00:06:09,859 --> 00:06:13,426 trying to balance classes and friends and guys. 165 00:06:13,462 --> 00:06:15,495 Nothing comes easy. 166 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,830 Oh, no, wait. 167 00:06:16,866 --> 00:06:18,331 There's one thing that's come easy... 168 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:19,566 my new nickname. 169 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:20,567 Can we get some cups? 170 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:22,269 They're calling you the "Cup Bitch." 171 00:06:22,304 --> 00:06:23,603 ?? 172 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:24,638 [CHUCKLES] 173 00:06:24,673 --> 00:06:25,671 - No. - Yes. 174 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:27,273 You're the Cup Bitch? 175 00:06:27,308 --> 00:06:29,175 - You've heard of me? - No way. 176 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,176 [CHUCKLES] 177 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:31,451 Well, at least I have someone famous 178 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:32,630 who's gonna help me ace this test. 179 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:35,248 Oh, slow down, cowboy. Ace it? 180 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:38,017 Let's aim for a low "C" and just call it a win. 181 00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,019 Okay. I'm in. 182 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:41,620 - [CHUCKLES] - AARON: Hey. 183 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:42,687 Hey. 184 00:06:42,722 --> 00:06:44,522 What's, uh... What's... What's... What's up? 185 00:06:44,557 --> 00:06:45,690 What's up, guys? 186 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:48,827 Yo. What's up, lil' man? 187 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:50,695 ?? 188 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:53,198 Yeah, it's, uh, not the best time for a selfie right now, 189 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,632 but I'll catch you on the way out. 190 00:06:54,668 --> 00:06:56,134 ?? 191 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,203 I actually didn't come for a... 192 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:00,633 Sorry about that. 193 00:07:00,658 --> 00:07:03,748 Oh, no, you have nothing to apologize for. 194 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:07,303 Did you just see that? 195 00:07:10,019 --> 00:07:13,708 ? Left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand ? 196 00:07:13,747 --> 00:07:15,325 Game night at Cal U 197 00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:17,645 meant you had to get to the Titanium early enough 198 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,784 so you didn't end up like this guy. 199 00:07:19,819 --> 00:07:21,219 Bobby! Marshawn! 200 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:24,822 Hey, hey, can you tell the bouncer who I am? 201 00:07:24,857 --> 00:07:26,791 Boys, I know you see me! 202 00:07:26,816 --> 00:07:29,452 You just pointed at me and laughed! 203 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:30,932 ? Left hand, right hand ? 204 00:07:30,968 --> 00:07:32,756 ? Left hand, right hand ? 205 00:07:32,795 --> 00:07:34,902 Hi. Um, what's the cheapest beer 206 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:37,071 you've got at this fine establishment? 207 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:39,907 Uh, Madison Lager. There's not even a close second. 208 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:41,742 Do you, uh... Can I get you one? 209 00:07:41,777 --> 00:07:43,110 ? Left hand, right hand ? 210 00:07:43,145 --> 00:07:44,578 Thank you. [CHUCKLES] 211 00:07:44,613 --> 00:07:46,313 But, um, we're on a date. 212 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:49,416 - Can I buy you both one? - We're not looking for a threesome, Slick. 213 00:07:49,451 --> 00:07:51,451 Oh, no, no, no, no. II didn't mean it like that. 214 00:07:51,487 --> 00:07:52,752 I mean, they're cheap beers. 215 00:07:52,787 --> 00:07:55,388 I was just trying to apologize for the misunderstanding. 216 00:07:55,423 --> 00:07:56,890 You don't need to apologize. 217 00:07:56,925 --> 00:07:58,457 You should just leave. 218 00:07:58,493 --> 00:07:59,725 ?? 219 00:07:59,761 --> 00:08:01,694 Okay. 220 00:08:01,729 --> 00:08:05,231 You were, um, coming in kinda hot there, weren't you? 221 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,034 I just hate straight guys 222 00:08:08,069 --> 00:08:10,668 with the whole lesbian-fantasy thing. 223 00:08:10,704 --> 00:08:11,836 It's so clich�. 224 00:08:11,872 --> 00:08:13,738 Oh, my God, yeah, it is so clich�. 225 00:08:13,774 --> 00:08:15,040 I hate clich�s, too. 226 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:17,575 But I feel like the threesome one is pretty hot. 227 00:08:17,611 --> 00:08:20,178 So you're down with the objectification of our people? 228 00:08:20,214 --> 00:08:23,015 Oh, no. I mean, technically, I'm bi, so... 229 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:24,082 You are? 230 00:08:24,118 --> 00:08:26,384 I wanna say, "Yeah," 231 00:08:26,419 --> 00:08:30,321 but you're giving me a real strong "no" vibe. 232 00:08:30,356 --> 00:08:33,357 Look, I don't want to be some girl's experiment, okay? 233 00:08:33,393 --> 00:08:34,725 So, why don't you call me 234 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,123 when you're done going through this whole bi phase? 235 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:40,031 Wait. Did you just... Did you just say "phase"? 236 00:08:40,066 --> 00:08:42,333 She just said "phase," you guys. 237 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:43,766 I heard it. 238 00:08:43,802 --> 00:08:46,502 You know, it's LGBTQ! 239 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:49,172 Respect the letter, bitch! 240 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,173 ? Left hand, right hand ? 241 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,174 [CLEARS THROAT] Hi. 242 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:52,409 ? Left hand, right hand ? 243 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:53,910 ? Left hand, right hand ? 244 00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:54,911 ? Right hand, right hand ? 245 00:08:54,947 --> 00:08:58,214 Hey. I'll take that beer now. 246 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,183 Cal U faces a tough opponent tonight in Campbell State. 247 00:09:01,218 --> 00:09:02,484 But before we can get to that, 248 00:09:02,519 --> 00:09:03,953 we have to address the elephant in the room... 249 00:09:03,988 --> 00:09:05,354 Cassius Mooney. 250 00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:08,557 Cal U had high hopes for the top recruit in the country, 251 00:09:08,592 --> 00:09:10,192 but, Kenny, as we come to the third game, 252 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:11,693 he's not even in the starting lineup. 253 00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:13,862 KENNY: You know what? 254 00:09:13,897 --> 00:09:15,464 I watched him in the McDonald's game, 255 00:09:15,499 --> 00:09:17,865 and I just knew he was gonna be in the League. 256 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,700 But now... I hate to say it... 257 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:22,470 in this day and age, if you're not a one-and-done, 258 00:09:22,505 --> 00:09:25,206 you better start looking for a major. 259 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:28,576 Ohh. Looks like, uh, lil' man's having a rough go. 260 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:29,844 He's a kid. 261 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,813 I just don't get how anybody can be expected to play 262 00:09:32,849 --> 00:09:34,381 when you've got millions of people 263 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,716 who don't even know you talking crap about you. 264 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:39,086 I can barely play Bop It when people are watching. 265 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:42,922 ?? 266 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,358 I don't feel sorry for him. 267 00:09:44,393 --> 00:09:45,993 Do you know how much my parents paid 268 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:47,160 for me to go to school? 269 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:48,761 And he gets to go to school for free 270 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,330 for throwing a ball through a net. 271 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:51,497 You think it's just about 272 00:09:51,532 --> 00:09:52,999 throwing a ball through a net, Ana? 273 00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,766 Being a college athlete's your whole life. 274 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,568 SKY: Yeah. For us with track team, 275 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:58,404 there's practice, conditioning, 276 00:09:58,439 --> 00:10:01,207 weights, meets, therapy, film, travel. 277 00:10:01,242 --> 00:10:02,774 And you get paid for it. 278 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,043 Mm. Paid? 279 00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:06,145 Maybe with an education, but Cash doesn't get any money. 280 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:07,213 He's broke. 281 00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:08,746 He couldn't afford a piece of pizza. 282 00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:09,825 - What? - Mm-hmm. 283 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,217 Wow. If he's broke, then what are you guys? 284 00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:14,652 Sitting here wondering if you're gonna finish those poppers. 285 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,254 VIVEK: It's classic market economics. 286 00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:18,423 You know how much colleges make off these guys? 287 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:20,058 Like [SCOFFS] billions. 288 00:10:20,093 --> 00:10:22,960 Cal U throws out, what, 40K, 50K for a scholy, 289 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:25,095 but the basketball program alone 290 00:10:25,131 --> 00:10:26,830 made $75 mil last year, so... 291 00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:28,432 Wow. That is so messed up. 292 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,167 Oh, it's real messed up. 293 00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:31,701 Lemme break it down. 294 00:10:31,737 --> 00:10:34,905 Now, you see this network right here? 295 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,274 Paid $10 billion, with a "B," 296 00:10:37,309 --> 00:10:40,444 for the rights to play games like this on television. 297 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:43,612 Oh, you see this guy right here? That's the coach. 298 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:47,216 He makes $7.2 million, win or lose. 299 00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,818 Now, you see these people sitting in the seat right here, 300 00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:50,819 these great seats? 301 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:52,121 These are the boosters. 302 00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:55,491 These guys paid $1,700 a pop to sit in these seats 303 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:57,793 and $200 for these jerseys 304 00:10:57,828 --> 00:11:02,297 that these 18-year-olds wear and get no money from. 305 00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,832 And for all the money they make for the university 306 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:07,402 and the collegiate athletic system, you know what? 307 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:10,605 Only less than 1% of them actually play professionally. 308 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,740 Yeah, that's real messed up. 309 00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:16,743 [SCOFFS] Once again, the system profits off the backs 310 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:19,180 of the black man, you know? 311 00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:20,414 Or woman. 312 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:23,451 And we don't get paid for it. It's the same old story. 313 00:11:23,486 --> 00:11:25,179 You know what? We're just gonna take these poppers. 314 00:11:25,204 --> 00:11:27,288 Yes. Grab the ranch, too. 315 00:11:27,323 --> 00:11:29,423 [LAUGHS] 316 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:31,925 But, I mean, truth be told, your boy shouldn't be getting paid. 317 00:11:31,961 --> 00:11:33,759 He kind of... He kind of sucks. 318 00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:34,760 - Mm-hmm. - [SIGHS] 319 00:11:34,796 --> 00:11:38,264 Inbound to Mooney. Brings the ball up the court. 320 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,865 - [ALL GROAN] - MAN: Yes! 321 00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:43,002 Wow. He dribbled the ball off his foot and out of bounds. 322 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,637 Yeah. Damn. 323 00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:47,340 Poor Cash. 324 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,976 - [BUZZER] - And those Titans lose again. 325 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,213 ZOEY: So, Cash had another rough game, 326 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,614 and it turned out 327 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:58,484 he wasn't the most popular guy on campus anymore. 328 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,353 I have lattes for Zoey and Cash "So-not-money"? 329 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,888 Great. 330 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,058 Zoey, if you check your inbox, 331 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,560 you'll see that I sent you your letter of recommendation 332 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,028 for the Teen Vogue fellowship. 333 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,896 - Oh, my God, thank you so much. - Eh. 334 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,632 But I'm not done tutoring Cash. 335 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,635 Well, according to the boosters and the athletic department, 336 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,902 you most definitely are. 337 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,872 But Cash hasn't even taken his midterms yet. 338 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,574 And he's gonna struggle. 339 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,576 Look, I admire what you did for that kid, truly, 340 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,745 but if you really want to help the school out, 341 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,580 we have a 6'7" outside linebacker 342 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,150 who's having a muy hard time with Espa�ol. 343 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,552 Okay, wait. So, you guys are just gonna give up on him? 344 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,686 I don't want to lie to you. 345 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,256 So don't make me. 346 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,090 MAN: I have a chai latte for Dean Parker. 347 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,291 Oh. 348 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,693 So, the school was giving up on Cash. 349 00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:47,829 Ah. He turned the "D" into the head of a penis. 350 00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:49,064 ?? 351 00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:52,585 But was I ready to? 352 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,298 While the term "filibuster" ultimately derives 353 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,532 from the Dutch term "vrijbuiter," 354 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,329 to mean a pillaging and plundering adventurer... 355 00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:05,252 Cash, can you please stop making dunk videos and focus? 356 00:13:05,307 --> 00:13:07,598 - ...its first recorded usage... - What's the point? 357 00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:09,158 ...in modern English 358 00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:11,160 - ...comes from a book... - How about so you can pass your midterms 359 00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,689 and stay eligible? 360 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:15,497 Zoey, none of that shit matters anymore. 361 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,334 They're saying I'm the biggest bust in the country. 362 00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:19,869 No one's saying that. 363 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,670 Cash, a lot of people are saying 364 00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:24,740 you just might be the biggest bust in the country. 365 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:25,841 Whatever, Cash. 366 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:28,109 No one watches sports on TV, anyways. 367 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:31,179 It's like all of a sudden, 368 00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,948 I forgot how to play basketball. 369 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,317 I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore. 370 00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,252 This was my dream. 371 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,154 Now it feels like I'm never going to the League. 372 00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:40,388 You don't know that. 373 00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,022 Cash, a lot of people are saying 374 00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:45,226 you're probably never going to the League. 375 00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:47,361 Well, a lot of people said 376 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,930 Hillary Clinton was gonna win, too, so... 377 00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,832 [CHUCKLES] That is true... 378 00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,001 and also making me feel worse. 379 00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,703 All I'm saying is, let's say, worst-case scenario, 380 00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,572 - you don't go to the League. - Hold on. What? 381 00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:00,907 No, like, worst, worst, worst case. 382 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:04,710 You're still getting a great education 383 00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:08,447 at one of the best universities in the country for free. 384 00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:10,049 Take advantage of it. 385 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,251 Use this place. 386 00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:14,487 I mean, I always see you making these amazing videos, 387 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:17,322 and you're always watching movies. 388 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,359 I'm sure you've probably seen everything. 389 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:23,628 This school has a great film program. 390 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,230 Maybe you can do that. 391 00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,165 And if that's not your thing, 392 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,733 we'll find you something else. 393 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:29,902 My point is, 394 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,704 you're more than just a basketball player. 395 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,107 ?? 396 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,644 Thanks. 397 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,946 Yeah. 398 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,515 So, Cash promised me he'd stay in the fight 399 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,483 and keep going with the tutoring. 400 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:51,654 And I promised him I would never wear one of those shirts. 401 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,756 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 402 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:54,958 Well, here we are, friend, 403 00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,760 back at it again, and this is a big one. 404 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,096 This is the number-one-ranked Minnesota Blackhawks 405 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,831 looking to continue their winning streak 406 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,100 against the struggling Cal U Titans. 407 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,636 Oh, hey, look, Zoey. Your boy's getting up. 408 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:07,903 Is he getting in? 409 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,472 No. No, he's not. He's just untucking his shirt. 410 00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:12,074 I think he's settling in for the night. 411 00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:14,310 Can you stop hating for like two seconds? 412 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:16,611 Cash is gonna be fine with or without basketball. 413 00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:17,691 [SIGHS] 414 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,315 He's actually considering becoming a director. 415 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,250 Really? A director? 416 00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:22,351 Oh, o-okay. 417 00:15:22,386 --> 00:15:24,118 Like that's a far-fetched idea. 418 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,720 Tell me... how many jobs for revolutionaries 419 00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:28,189 are there on Monster? 420 00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:30,825 All right, all right, all right, fries, everybody. 421 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,131 - I love this guy. - Me, too. 422 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,196 Girls. All of them? Please, can I have... 423 00:15:35,231 --> 00:15:36,998 - They're hungry. - You're such a sweetheart. 424 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,566 Oh, I'm not that big of a sweetheart. 425 00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,335 She's just used to not being treated well. 426 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:41,634 That's true. [CHUCKLES] 427 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:44,171 Okay, so, the other night, we got totally trashed, 428 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,673 but it was so cool 'cause he came back the next morning 429 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,675 with a hangover care package. 430 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,884 Okay, Tylenol, Pedialyte, and a big-ass cheeseburger. 431 00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:54,645 - Huge. - A man who gets you drunk 432 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,067 and then buys you a cheeseburger? 433 00:15:56,092 --> 00:15:58,017 Girl, that is boyfriend material. 434 00:15:58,052 --> 00:16:00,652 [SCOFFS] That's husband material. 435 00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:02,054 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 436 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,056 - Robinson goes down hard. - [ALL GROANING] 437 00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:06,492 - This would be a big loss for the Titans. - Uh-oh. 438 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:07,826 Looks like we're gonna have a rare Cash... 439 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:08,995 Y-Your boy's taking off his warm-ups. 440 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,029 ZOEY: Oh, my God, he's going in! 441 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,130 Yes! 442 00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,832 Finally, another Cash Mooney fan. 443 00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,166 No, no, no, not at all. 444 00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:16,301 I bet the spread, 445 00:16:16,336 --> 00:16:18,203 and I need the Blackhawks to blow our guys out. 446 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,038 Otherwise, I'm not gonna make my car payment. 447 00:16:20,073 --> 00:16:21,239 Mooney over half-court, 448 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,208 looking to get the ball in the post. 449 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,310 And his pass goes sailing out of bounds. 450 00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,978 It looks like he's got those jitters. 451 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,013 Hey, it happens. 452 00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:30,815 - We all make mistakes. - I just can't watch this. 453 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,517 Where you going? Zoey? 454 00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:38,489 - Really? We're doing that? - Hey. 455 00:16:38,524 --> 00:16:40,090 - What was that all about? - You know what? 456 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:41,258 It's... It's nothing. 457 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,160 She's just... She was a girl I was hooking up with. 458 00:16:43,195 --> 00:16:45,829 She tried to make a big deal about me being bi. 459 00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:47,531 Okay, she thinks that I'm... 460 00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:50,066 I'm an immature lesbian going through a phase. 461 00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,300 DAVE: That's ridiculous, right? 462 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,503 I mean, I've messed with guys. Doesn't make me gay. 463 00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,038 Huh? 464 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,672 ?? 465 00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,508 [CLEARS THROAT] Sorry. [CHUCKLES] 466 00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:00,476 - So, when you say... - Mm-hmm? 467 00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,278 ...you've messed with guys, 468 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,612 that was, like, 469 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,415 a "one time, I messed with a guy" phase? 470 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,116 [CHUCKLING] No, no. 471 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,286 No. I'm bi, just like you, huh? 472 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,755 - [CHUCKLES] - Totally. Just like me. 473 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,090 ?? 474 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,125 - [COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT] - You good? 475 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,626 Yeah, I'll be all right. Thank you. 476 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,530 ?? 477 00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:22,630 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 478 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,198 So, I bailed on the game, 479 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,633 but it seemed no matter where I went, 480 00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:28,001 I couldn't get away from it. 481 00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:29,437 WOMAN: Are you kidding me?! 482 00:17:29,472 --> 00:17:31,305 MAN: I've never seen anything like it! 483 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,975 I finally understood how these people got into Cash's head. 484 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,610 They were monsters. 485 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:38,112 WOMAN 486 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,813 MAN 487 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,715 Why don't you guys just leave him alone? God! 488 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,983 3 ball. 489 00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,586 [ALL CHEERING] 490 00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:49,822 Oh, my God! Zoey, did you just see what happened?! 491 00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,324 - No. - Come here before they replay! 492 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,625 Come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! 493 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,227 It's awesome! 494 00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:55,220 Hurry up! 495 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:58,330 Cash Mooney with the performance of a lifetime, 496 00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:01,833 - a school-record 51 points! - Yeah, Sean. 497 00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:04,570 Not only did this guy almost single-handedly 498 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,271 take down the number-one team in the country, 499 00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:09,608 but he's made a statement that he's for real. 500 00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,776 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - [SCREAMING] 501 00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,778 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 502 00:18:13,814 --> 00:18:15,813 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 503 00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,848 And we're here with the man of the hour. 504 00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,783 Cash, that was unreal. 505 00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:21,885 You couldn't have scripted it any better than that. 506 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:23,454 Tell us... what happened out there? 507 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,456 Well, I mean, my guys found me in my spots, 508 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:26,957 and, uh, I guess I was just locked in. 509 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,192 [CHUCKLES] 510 00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,860 It's got to feel pretty good to silence your naysayers. 511 00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:31,061 Am I right? 512 00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:32,462 Right now it's not even about the naysayers. 513 00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:34,797 It's about the people that stuck with me when I was down. 514 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,699 Shout-out to my curly-haired Cup Bitch. 515 00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:37,700 [GASPS] 516 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,002 Uh, sorry, folks. 517 00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:40,637 I don't think we can actually say that on TV. 518 00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:43,540 Oh, no, don't worry. Nobody watches sports on TV, anyway. 519 00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:45,008 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 520 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,210 He's talking to me. I am the Cup Bitch. 521 00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:50,146 I am the Cup Bitch! 522 00:18:50,181 --> 00:18:52,681 I really need a new nickname. 523 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,949 ?? 524 00:18:53,984 --> 00:18:56,985 Or... Or maybe I can live with it. 525 00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:59,455 - [SQUEALS] - ? Hey ? 526 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,258 So, I'd gotten my letter of recommendation, 527 00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:04,493 and Cash had killed his game. 528 00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:08,796 I got two lattes for Cash and Cup Bitch. 529 00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:12,600 It was time to see if we could both rise to the occasion 530 00:19:12,636 --> 00:19:15,603 and just barely pass our U.S. Gov test. 531 00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:19,274 Hey, you will not believe what they wrote on my cup. 532 00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,976 Oh. Thank you. 533 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:23,610 I'm sorry. 534 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,944 You must be in the wrong seat. 535 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:28,182 My friend Cash actually usually sits here. 536 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,251 - No, wait. You're not... - Shh! 537 00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,980 Be cool, Cup Bitch. 538 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,289 What? 539 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,791 ?? 540 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,725 [SIGHS] 541 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,126 [ROBIN LOXLEY'S "OWE YOU NOTHING" PLAYING] 542 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,564 [CELLPHONE CHIMES] _ 543 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:45,698 Yo, Zoey. 544 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,600 - Uh, hey. - You see the game last night? 545 00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,535 Hey, who was taking your midterm for you? 546 00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,770 Midterm? Oh, yeah, don't worry about that. 547 00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,172 What do you mean, don't worry about it? 548 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,741 Zoey, I'm good now. 549 00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:57,676 We're good. 550 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:06,857 ? Wanna take my heart and soul, but I owe you nothing ? 551 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,914 ? Young, gifted, and black ? 552 00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,411 Yo, Aaron, wanna hit Titanium, catch the game? 553 00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,480 - No, I'm good. - You all right, man? 554 00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:20,291 - Yeah, I'm fine. - ? To be young ? 555 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:21,588 Go on ahead, bro, without me. 556 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:24,041 - Go, Titans. - ? Gifted, and black ? 557 00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,822 ? Open your heart to what I mean ? 558 00:20:27,858 --> 00:20:30,325 [SIGHS] 559 00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:35,636 ? In the whole world you know ? 560 00:20:35,729 --> 00:20:41,632 ? There's a million boys and girls ? 561 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:48,186 ? Who are young, gifted, and black ? 562 00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,516 ? And that's a fact ? 563 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,017 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 564 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:56,617 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0